malfs xo

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i made a new tumblr about two weeks ago

im abandoning this one
so please
go follow the new one

thanks guys :) see you on my new dash xx

http://iamjodiedrake.tumblr.com/

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vintagesoulsneverdie:

Kanye is deeeeeep.
Or at least he was on his first two or so albums…

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indamonspants:

(by emily cain)

(via madhattering)

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Just saw some girl try and rap Nicki Minaj’s part in “Bottom’s Up”

chaylow:

All I’m sayin’.

aahaha

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(via millierose)

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racheezy:

your-mumm:

ratherdash:

The story I heard was that the dealer grabbed his baseball bat and tried to beat the fucking life into me.

…Oh shit.

I turned away, and a moment later she was standing right beside me.

:)

She glances behind her, and looks back at me.

bottleneck noun (plural bottle neck) a narrow place where something especially traffic cannot flow freely.

especially traffic.

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formspring.me

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

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formspring.me

questions for Drake http://formspring.me/drakeafterjodie

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I LIKE SHORT SHORTS , THESE GIRLS MIGHT NO WHAT THEY WANT BUT BOYS WILL BE BOYS MAD ABOUT THE HOUSE RETURNS FOR A BRAND NEW SERIES ON BBC3

sonovabitch, that is the greatest goddamn thing i think ive ever read. thank you so much.

questions for Drake

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JOEL BEAL HAD SEX WITH SOPHIE COURTNEY SO THAT THEY COULD ACT OLDER DEAR ME! could of waited until joel started to produce sperm atleast?

yeah, definitely dont know what yr crazy arse is talking about.

questions for Drake